Friday, January 27, 2023

The Kevin McCarthy and Greene Slime Embrace

 


                                                Why are you so slimy?


Could it be that George Santos is NOT a real person? According to the RNC’s (Reichwing National Committee) chief con artist, Elise Stefanik she knew for a long time that Georgie was not a real person!! She being a New York Representative, was already clued into his con game. We must ask if she was the one person who found him performing at a local drag queen show and thought he would be a good actor to run for CONgress? So she dressed him up and sent him off on the campaign trail with a bunch of cash. It has been revealed that he made a ferocious claim that he had once been a target of an assassination attempt, and was mugged in broad daylight on the streets of 5th avenue in NYC back in 2021, which he made public on a Brazilian podcast. He claimed he was once married to his male partner, apparently who he became reacquainted with when he was 19 years old, and had been married to a woman at the time. At the same time of the mugging, his Florida home was vandalized. Could the reason for the vandalism be that Governor Ronnie DeFascist thought that Georgie was too WOKE to be a Republican so he had his thugs break into Santo’s home to find any WOKE oriented files?

Supposedly, Georgie had an office on or around 5th avenue in NYC and was leaving it when the mugging took place in broad daylight. We might be able to guess that his office was in the Trump Tower men’s bathroom, stall number 5. He claimed in the podcast that his shoes were taken along with his watch and briefcase. Could it be that his shoes were actually secret cellphones and his real name is Maxwell Smart? He also has claimed that it is his belief that he had met Jeffrey Epstein at some investment seminar and that he was killed in prison, but on the other hand could actually still be alive. [and living on some island with Elvis, Jim Morrison, and Jerry Garcia?] Georgie Porgie Santos has made another wild claim that he originally made a “personal loan” of $625,000 to his campaign, but now has retracted it by saying that the cash was not his own money. So whose money was it? Was it Elvis’? If he cannot identify the lender, then he may have very likely violated campaign finance laws.

Santos has been without a campaign treasurer which is necessary. Now the FEC is bearing down on him for violations. Santos listed Thomas Datwyler as his new campaign finance treasure without his permission. Sicko Santos continues to just make stuff up as he goes along. Datwyler’s attorney had to step in and inform Sicko Santos that he is not acting as his finance treasurer. Santos is becoming more and more like his idol Hobo Rump.

What is interesting is that Datwyler was the treasure of the group called the American Voting Rights Foundation, which is linked to the fake presidential 2020 audit done by Cyber Ninjas in Maricopa county Arizona, which received $1M from a RUMP PAC used to pay for the audit that had the funds moved through a few financial channels before being handed over to CPI--the Conservative Partnership Institute--led by Cleta Mitchell who got the funds into the pockets of the fake audit scammers. 

“It’s completely illegal to sign somebody else’s name on a federal filing without their consent. That is a big, big no-no,” as explained by Adva Noti a former associate general counsel at the Federal Election Commission. All this has come about because Santos had filed amended campaign finance reports.

Another true reveal is that attorney’s for Mikey duh’putz Pence found classified documents stashed in his Indiana home, which have now been turned over to the FBI. This reveal came after DUH’PUTZ publicly claimed that he did not have any classified documents in his possession. Maybe RUMP had one of his Proud Boys pals break into Putz’s home and stash them behind the refrigerator when Mikey was getting his hair cut and styled. 

What is wrong with these people? They cannot review these classified documents in their White House offices during regular working hours, but instead they have to put them in their suitcases and carry them to their private homes to read? It doesn’t make any sense.

We also have to ask what is wrong with the Trump American Nazi Party members!!! Newly elected Sarah *uck-abee Sanders on her first day in office declared that using the word “Latinx” would be illegal in her crazy state of Arkansas. Is this how she makes the people in her state safer from gun violence? And, Ronnie DeFascist is not making his citizens any safer from gun violence, either when he decided to make it illegal in his state to teach an advanced placement high school class focused on Black History without his critical review. These governors are fake crusaders. 

They are NOT pro-life because they say nothing about the number of deadly weapons owned by crazy people who are shooting up their communities killing innocent people; they are NOT freedom loving people because they believe owning a semi-automatic weapon is freedom and believe that a child sized AR-15 style weapon is acceptable to own.

 Freedom is to live one’s life in peace without the threat of being shot by a Reichwinger wearing a MAGAT red cap or a Don’t Say Gay t-shirt with DeSantis’ face printed on it; they are NOT pro-business if they go after businesses that support a diverse workplace environment with diverse viewpoints and diverse understandings; these Reichwingers don’t believe in facts or truth, either. They embrace fear of the “other.” 

These two governors, along with the rest of the TANP who are holding the entire nation hostage by embracing the gun lobby, the gun industry and manufacturers, the gun culture, the NRA, and the politicians who love the belief that guns don’t need to be registered and can be carried in their pants. In spite of California having the toughest gun laws, two mass shootings happened only days apart destroying families and friends with many dead because these guns were likely purchased in nearby states with lax gun laws. The TANP believe that the death of innocent people is just an unfortunate result to the right of owning dangerous military style weapons. They don’t care. This makes them evil fascist loving killers themselves for embracing the free-for-all gun culture.

They are afraid of free and fair elections, as well as the guaranteed right to vote because the Reichwing might be voted out of office for doing nothing about the out of control gun laws. And they are afraid that the gun lobby and the NRA might be considered domestic terrorist groups.

Here is a crazy thing. Is Kevin MKKKarthy in love with Margie Taylor Greene Slime since he said that he would never abandon this woman, who is not his wife. KKKevin made a political marriage vow to the slimy creature from Georgia. He said, “I will never leave this woman. I will always take care of her.” Beware KKKevin, she wears a tattoo that says ‘slippery when wet’, since she is covered in green slime and scales!!

Moron TANP Representative Byron Sycon Donalds has claimed that Biden violated the Espionage Act for having taken government documents to his home and garage. So Byron does that make HOBO RUMP and Putzy Pence criminals for violating the Espionage Act, too? The idiot from Florida claimed that because RUMP was president he had the powers to declassify or classify any document he wanted; yet Byron seems to have forgotten that RUMP took and hoarded those documents and claimed they were his to keep permanently while a citizen and not as president. 

Apparently the Union League of Philadelphia, a civil war era club that honors Republican political figures for being patriots. But clearly this club has turned into a fascist loving club filled with White Nationalists because they have decided to give a medal once given to Abraham Lincoln to Ronnie DeFascist. This group has brought dishonor to Philadelphia and all that the city stands for. 

The conservative publication the National Review called RUMP-Face a “deranged Hobo” who has “lost his grip on reality.” WHATTT? Charles C.W. Cooke finally realized this? RUMP, the deranged Hobo lost his grip on reality years ago!!! The social media platform he created to lay thread bare all of his personal flailings that can be shared with his deranged followers is the place where he tells the world just how unhinged he has become as his mind slips into that dark abyss.  Cooke calls TruthSocial the Hobo’s “dilapidated public park.” He’s morphing into one of the three witches from Macbeth.”  HuffPo writer Ed Massa wrote that Trump is ignoring real-world problems facing the nation and is instead “busy mainlining Edward Lear,” he wrote, referring to the author of “A Book of Nonsense.””

The Deranged Hobo will likely be up against another bunch of Hobo tramps who are train surfing rail cars, such as DeFascist, Mikey Portly Pompeo, Mikey da’Putz Pence, and Nikki Sticky Haley, who claims she has never lost a race. Cooke calls for the Trump American Nazi Party, which he calls the Republican Party, to turn to someone else. “The man lost. He’s a loser. It’s time we pick a winner…” Sorry Cooke but there are no winners in the TANP. They are all losers even if they end up winning their primaries.

The debt ceiling debate continues. The Trump American Nazi Party Congressional members voted to raise the debt ceiling when their Deranged Hobo was in the White House. They raised the debt ceiling for Duh’ Fuhrer even though it contributed more debt than under both Lil’BoyBush and Obama. They raised the debt ceiling in spite of giving massive tax cuts to the mega-wealthy and the corporations they beholden to. Under Obama the debt grew by $8.6T, which was a 74% increase. Under Lil’BoyBush, the national debt grew by $5.85T, which was a 101% increase. Under RUMP, he added $8.2T, which was a 33.1% increase. RUMP’s budget deficit amounted to $966B. 

 We are waiting for the House Despicable Reichwingers to figure out where the government spending cuts will come from without raising taxes on the wealthiest in the country.

The Reichwing caucus in the House of Despicable Representatives have a plan to turn on the American people. Their plan is to end all income tax, and the IRS, and add a 30% consumption tax. This would be a windfall for the wealthiest who don’t care that 30% would be added to their latest Porsche purchase or wine collection. 

The working class spend all they income on each day of living their lives. In addition, they want to cut Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid. These two hits affect the poor, disabled and retirees creating a permanent underclass of Americans. This must be their long term goal along with a major hit against the economy. They seem to be ignoring that under Biden inflation is being managed and the economy is improving as more people are finding jobs, after inheriting a very damaged economy and a rising level of unemployment. The Despicable Reichwing are pushing themselves onto the wrong side of what Americans need. They are willing to allow the government to default on the bills RUMP accrued while in the White House, and ignore the places where additional revenues need to come from. The Loathsome Reichwingers need to leave the Trump American Nazi Party and Duh’Fuhrer, but they are too weak and cowardly. So who would they run toward? No doubt, someone just as evil.

Speaking of Evil, we have a defacto Speaker of the House, Taylor Greene Slime, who tried to show she doesn’t have a brain in her empty skull that rests upon her shoulders. She decided to put forth an amendment for a vote that would stop Biden from opening up our Strategic Petroleum Reserves to domestic buyers in order to keep oil prices lower. She actually believes that the oil sold would go to China and other adversarial countries. Out of the entire House body only 13 members of the House Stupid Stooges Caucus voted with her. 


                                          The Stupid Stooges Caucus

Here are the 13 Stooges who sided with the Slime from Georgia: Bozo Bishop- Vice Chair of the Stupid Stooges Caucus from North Carolina; Bozo Brecheen-another new member to the Stupid Stooges Caucus chaired by Greene Slime from Oklahoma; Bozo Burlison- another new inductee to the Stupid Stooges Caucus from Missouri; Cumulus Cloud from Texas; Goofy Gaetz from Florida; Grothman- another new member to the Stupid Stooges Caucus from Wisconsin; Moron Massie from Kentucky; Moron Miller from Illinois; Oh-No Ogles-a new member of the Stupid Stooges Caucus from Tennessee; Putzy Perry from Pennsylvania; Toy Boy Roy from Texas; Swingin’ Santos from New York (The latest member of the House Stupid Stooges Caucus); and (Another new member of the Stooges Caucus) Toe Fungus Tiffany from Wisconsin.

Will these 14 NITWITS bring up an amendment for the United States to invade Canada in order to liberate the country from Trudeau, as *ucker Carlson recommended?

These classless and abhorrent group of politicians were so excited to see Nancy Pelosi retire they expressed their joy in the most disgusting ways and now they have a political majority in Congress. Now we get to see what they do with it.