Saturday, November 19, 2022

Mr. Smith Goes To Washington To Investigate Trump





 Mr. Smith goes to Washington to oversee two ongoing criminal investigations against Donald J. Trump. The Department of Justice assigned a Special Counsel to proceed with the cases against the Nitwit From Queens. His name is Jack Smith. Here is the press release statement from the DOJ as directed by A.G. Merrick Garland. 

“The first is the investigation, as described in court filings in the District of Columbia, into whether any person or entity unlawfully interfered with the transfer of power following the 2020 presidential election or the certification of the Electoral College vote held on or about January 6, 2021. The second is the ongoing investigation involving classified documents and other presidential records, as well as the possible obstruction of that investigation, referenced and described in court filings submitted in a pending matter in the Southern District of Florida.”

Read the entire press release HERE.

The guy known as D.T., also known as Derelict Trump- (Delirium Tremors, also known as Donald Trumps, or presidential aspiration withdrawal syndrome, is the most severe form of political withdrawal and can be fatal if not managed properly.) has fumed over a Special Counsel and said he won’t “partake” in the investigation. He claims that this appointment is the “worst politicization of justice in our country.” He seems to forget that being a inciter of an insurrection, stealing government classified documents and lying about it, and lying about voter fraud over and over again, and engaging with the Russians to get elected is not. He also seems to be ignoring that such an action would be considered a crime—obstruction of justice.

The Guy also believes that being impeached twice and being indicted on new crimes constitutes “Double Jeopardy.” Most people know Double Jeopardy as being when the contestant, in this case Duh’Donald, bets all his points on the next question and that he answers it correctly. Thus far, that hasn’t come out too well for him. 

Toe fungus Don  (Derelict Trump) decided to make a performance before the exhausted American people also  suffering from D.T.s. The Nitwit from Queens stood before a curtain of American flags, reading from the teleprompter because he had no idea what he was going to say. He was letting us know that he was continuing his grifting act in order to convince his hot mess supporters to keep the cash rolling in because he is going to need it for his criminal defenses. What he said was he is now a washed up contender for the Trump American Nazi Party nomination for the 2024 presidential race.

The watchdog group called CREW, Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington, will move forward with a lawsuit against 45 stopping him from running for any public office ever again. The 14 Amendment, section 3 prevents anyone who engaged in an insurrection or rebellion to run for office. We need to stop this infection. 

More pundits believe this declaration full of pomp and circumstance is strictly a money grabbing stunt. All he cares about is himself and grifting. His “Save America” political PAC raised around $170M for his Hot Mess candidates running in the midterm cycle. He promised his candidates around $51M but they never saw a penny of it. He hoarded the cash for himself. The high stakes lawyers he hired are not doing their defense work for free.

Jason Lange from Reuters reported “Save America, which Trump registered after the 2020 election to finance political allies, wired $20 million on Oct. 3 to Make America Great Again Inc, also known as Super PAC MAGA Inc, a fundraising group tied to Trump that was founded in September and supported candidates endorsed by the former leader in the midterms, campaign finance disclosures show.” “Because Trump is not registered as the head of MAGA Inc, his defenders could argue that future MAGA Inc spending was done independently, and therefore allowed under campaign finance laws, said Dan Weiner, director of the Brennan Center's Elections and Government Program.”"That's a gray area in the law that they might try to exploit," said Weiner, a former lawyer at the Federal Election Commission.” “The $20 million transfer is already prompting legal action. The Campaign Legal Center, a non-partisan government watchdog, on Monday asked the FEC to open a probe into the movement of the money, arguing that because MAGA Inc is staffed by current and former Trump aides, it is "obviously intended to fund support for Trump's 2024 presidential candidacy." 


Read more about the legal action against the financial transfer of funds here.


He now believes that he has pulled a fast one on Governor Ronnie D’Jesus Santis, who just won another term as the fascist governor of Florida. Let’s not assume that 45 will run on the GOP ticket. He may form his own political party possibly called the Truth Party. This narcissistic sociopath will do anything to grift power and attention. Attorney George Conway believes that the Nitwit from Queens is pooping his pants over the threat of criminal prosecutions and that by running for president and winning the White House could protect himself from any prosecutions. And by doing so, he will take down the country in the process. Read Sarah K. Burris’ reporting on RawStory and watch the YouTube interview here.

Victor Nava from the New York Post pulled out this quote to describe Trumpty Dumpty’s political announcement, “To paraphrase Voltaire after he attended an orgy, once was an experiment, twice would be perverse,” began the piece, which went on to describe the former president as “bruised” by recent election defeats, as well as “monumentally selfish [and] morally and electorally compromised.” 

t-RUMP is being abandoned by his rich mega donors, such as Stephen Schwarzman the CEO of Blackstone, a business acquisition firm. What is with these Jews who continue to support fascist politicians? He was raised middle class in Philly. His father had a dry goods store. Schwarzman seems to forget that the Jewish community, to this day, is being attacked viciously by the Reichwing, which was led politically by Trumpty Dumpty and now has a new contender, Ronnie D’Jesus Santis. If you are a 

$30B-illionaire, you are more insulated from the hatred of Jews provoked by the Trump American Nazi Party supporters and political figures.


Fascist loving Schwarzman once compared Obama’s tax plan that would raise the tax on carried interest “to a war. and Hitler's invasion of Poland in 1939, stating, "It's a war. It's like when Hitler invaded Poland in 1939." 

Pennsylvania’s loser, Doggie Dougie Mastriano took a full week to finally believe he lost his attempt to take over the governor’s mansion in spite of losing by a YUUGGE percentage of voters. Arizona’s Hot Mess and election denier Harry Kari Lake finally lost her race for governor. She has yet to concede, and instead decided to head to Grift-alot-Lago to kiss the ring. Is she hoping to be Donald’s running mate?


                    Trump's wondering what color panties Hari Kari is wearing.

She is continuing her Trumpian clown show by saying the race was littered with election fraud. The Fochs Snooze clown show featuring as a side dish the once known Carl Ham Rove (A gag started by Stephen Colbert) predicting the midterms would a GOP massive take over. The Red Wave turned into a Toxic Red Tide instead. The Trump American Nazi Party, also known as Republicans, have a fascist caucus called the Freedom Caucus whose members want to send the Scarecrow McConnell (He was the Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz)  back out to the Kentucky hay fields; but Mitch’s opponent failed to remove him from his leadership position losing the challenge. The House leader KKKevin McKKKarthy has had to wear Attends because he has been peeing his pants hoping to hold onto his position as his caucus’ leader. He has had to make deals with the toxic algae blooms, such as M. Taylor Greene Slime.

But the crazies in the Trump American Nazi Party either have lost all sense of focus and the ability to think, or have a desire to emulate Duh’Fuhrer t-RUMP. The walking zombie running for a Georgia senate seat, Herschel Stalker Walker had a moment where his mind lost clarity while speaking before his fans. He went off on a movie about vampires and werewolves. He could not actually remember the name of the movie but he wanted everyone to know that a werewolf can kill a vampire. Now that was an important factoid we all care about. Right? So, Stalker Walker wanted us to know that he wants to be a werewolf. Here is more of what Walker, not a runner, wanted his fans to know about Walker’s fears so they are prepared when they hit the streets.

 “…you know, gotta have a stake, gotta have a thing to kill him in the heart. And he’s got a necklace of garlic, cause that work. I don’t know what it does but it work. Gotta have a cross, cause it burns, I know that works.”

 Aren’t you glad he gave you the lowdown? He then segwayed his narrative about the vampire movie into attacking Senator Warnock. He compared Warnock’s faith and genuineness with an actor in the film who had a scene where he was dousing the place with holy water and blessing it. Dumbass Walker pulled a Trumpian by losing touch with what is fact with fiction. Warnock is a real person doing good deeds and not play acting such as Walker who, at one time on the campaign trail, had pulled out a fake police badge as some sort of statement. Trump, also, has trouble understanding the difference as does Walker. 

Duh’Fuhrer’s lawyer John Eastman has to face a trial led by California’s federal Judge David Carter. Carter ordered that emails between the Nitwit from Queens and Eastman become evidence in the trial. What some of these emails reveal is that doofus 45 conspired to defraud this country and its laws. What was found in this batch of emails was that 45 knew that there was no voter fraud even though he led a legal crusade to prove that this lie was true in order to incite his followers into a rebellion. Here is what Judge Carter wrote: "'The emails show that President Trump knew that the specific numbers of voter fraud were wrong but continued to tout those numbers, both in court and to the public,'  'The Court finds that these emails are sufficiently related to and in furtherance of a conspiracy to defraud the United States,' …”

The scared whining baby t-RUMP wrote this on his floundering social network, "Who’s this Clinton appointed 'Judge,' David Carter, who keeps saying, and sending to all, very nasty, wrong, and ill informed statements about me on rulings, or a case (whatever!), currently going on in California, that I know nothing about - nor am I represented. With that being said, please explain to this partisan hack that the Presidential Election of 2020 was Rigged and Stolen. Also, he shouldn’t be making statements about me until he understands the facts, which he doesn’t!"

 t-RUMP is just like Walker who cannot think clearly or logically. He has no idea why Eastman is facing a trial. The evidence is pointing to t-RUMP and Eastman in spite of over 60 court cases proving that there was NO WIDE SPREAD VOTER FRAUD or RIGGED ELECTION. 

The Nitwit from Queens has to grift his way to the Trump American Nazi Party 2024 presidential primary nomination because he has lawyer’s fees to pay. He has been lawsuit crazy for decades. He has sued Facebook, Twitter, YouTube because they dumped his stinky ass from their platforms. Whaa, Whaa, Whaa. What has been at the heart of this is Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act, which allowed them to suppress 45’s First Amendment rights by deleting his accounts. In the suit, he is asking the court to find that section 230 is unconstitutional, which would then allow fascist blowhards and Nazis to spew their hate and vile rhetoric over any platform without the threat of removal. What is interesting is that t-RUMP wants unrestrained free speech on other platforms but  not on his platform, TruthSocial; speech is banned if the creator of the contents goes after t-RUMP. The 1996 Act is explained this way, “[it] provides immunity to online platforms from civil liability based on third-party content and for the removal of content in certain circumstances.”

The latest out of the Allen Weisselberg, the Trump Org’s CFO saga who is being prosecuted for tax fraud decided to trade in a long term prison sentence for a shorter Riker’s Island one, which involved squealing on his boss. Yes, he is still being paid his $630M salary, and hoping for a bonus for spilling the beans about the fraud that existed inside the Trump Org. The guy failed to pay taxes on all the “gifts” he received from the company, such as the leases paid on two Mercedes, a luxury Riverside Drive fully furnished apartment in NYC, his mortgage on his family’s Long Island home, as well as their Florida home; and, all his utilities and his parking fees. All this comes to $1.76M in freebees. He points the finger at his boss, Duh’Fuhrer, for authorizing all the deals, and said that others knew of this tax evasion scheme, such as the company’s senior Vice President Jeffrey McConney, and accounts payable supervisor Deborah Tarasoff. Eric and his fat daddy must be pooping in their pants knowing that the tax fraud scheme points right back to them. The Manhattan D.A. could file charges against the chief owners of the company following Weisselberg’s trial. 

Duh’Fuhrer isn’t the only one from his TANP wanting to destroy this country, Governor KKKim Reynolds of Iowa decided to turn down $30M in federally funded child care aid to those in need in her state. This bungling blowhard, who was elected, showed her incompetence after COVID hit her state as she failed to get a grip on it. She is a grifting governor who took credit for the $100M check she received from the American Rescue Plan to use for her state’s water infrastructure, yet returned cash that was to be used for her schools. She took credit for the Biden plan, which she rejected. That is being Trumpian.

From the annals of Georgia’s House Clown M. Taylor Greene Slime, we find that, once again, this moron thinks through her ass. She fails to proof-read her tweets. She recently compared her enemies as ducks. Here is what she said, “I’m sure our enemies are quacking [a smarter person would have said quaking] in their boots while we are still over here trying to count ballots.” Now in Greene’s case of proving ignoramuses can be elected—if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, poops like a duck, it must be a duck. How hard is it to proof-read 4 lines of text?

Out in California, the votes are still being counted. California’s 47 district has Katie Porter, Democrat, finally winning over her opponent. Democrats Mark Kelly and Katherine Cortez Masto won their seats in Arizona and Nevada respectively.  The Toe Fungus failed to take over those seats with his psycho contenders. 

In spite of the slim margins won by TANP members for Congressional seats, Rick Wilson of the Lincoln Project believes there will be a large degree of chaos planned over the next two years. He said, "I think that what we're seeing right now is, McCarthy will have a little 30-second victory lap, but the crazy runs the party.” “Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, Andy Biggs, Jim Jordan — the lunatics are fully in charge of the asylum. You're going to see, they're going to drive the agenda, and if Kevin gets off the reservation, they're going to be in a position where basically ... they have full control of this thing, and unless Kevin stays on an agenda for them and for Trump, with endless Hunter Biden laptop investigations, endless conspiracy theories, persecuting Dr. Fauci — they will eat him alive. The crazy is in charge." “the "nihilism" of the "Trump MAGA cohort" is "much more intense" than the ability of the Democrats to maintain any sort of sanity in the Congress.”

Buffoon Donald gave his song and dance routine from his his home declaring that ‘I’m a contender’ and watch out Ronnie D. so just step aside. In that speech he was bragging about his so-called failed accomplishments. One being that while he sat on his Oval Office Golden Potty Chair throne he gave $28B for a farmer bailout because of the competition they faced by China during his trade war with the world. One irony is that $100M ended up in the hands of the Brazilian dictator Maduro claiming to be a Brazilian company with a history of corruption. It sounds like a money laundering operation. t-RUMP’s motto was ‘Corrupt Brazilian Billionaires First.’

Journalists Daniel Dale and Paul LeBlanc did a fact checking session as they sifted through all the lies spewed by the former Grifter in Chief. One claim was that 45 was the first president to generate a positive cash flow resulting from his tariffs imposed on China. In fact, the tariffs were a financial drain on our economy. American importers ended up paying for the tariffs and not the exporters. Read all the details here as reported by Sarah Rumpf for MEDIAite. 

The circus has come to town so settle in.